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Spread some passive aggressive Christmas cheer to a special Hoe in your life.
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18-21 Birthday Cards
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Thank Fuck You’re Leaving – Leaving Card – Dark Skin
I’m Cumming – Wedding/Party Accept Invite Card – Dark Skin
Sorry I Can’t Cum – Wedding/Party Decline Card – Dark Skin
Merry Christmas, Not Long Until Santa Cums Down The Chimney – Christmas Card
Happy Baeday To You – Birthday Card
Happy Valentine’s, I Can’t Wait To Smash Your Back Door In! – Valentine’s Day Card – Dark Skin
Merry Christmas, ‘Tis The Season To Get Wankered – Christmas Card
Go On, Fuck Off! Oh And Good Luck – Leaving Card – Light Skin
It’s Nearly Time For Santa To Empty His Sack.. – Christmas Card
Happy Fucking Birthday – Birthday Card
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