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New Home Cards
New Home! Let’s Hope Your Neighbours Aren’t Bellends – New Home Card
Prepare Some Lines – Be My Best Man – Best Man Invite Card
It’s Nearly Time For Santa To Empty His Sack.. – Christmas Card
Merry Fucking Christmas – Christmas Card (Cock)
Happy Birthday, You Cock – Birthday Card – Dark Skin
Sorry I Can’t Cum – Wedding/Party Decline Card – Dark Skin
Get well soon
You Look Like Shit, Get Well Soon – Get Well Soon Card
Merry Christmas Twat Head – Christmas Card
I’m A Frayed Knot – Wedding/Party Invite Decline Card
I’m Cumming – Wedding/Party Accept Invite Card – Light Skin
Happy Fucking Birthday – Birthday Card
Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal – Christmas Card
Happy Valentine’s, I Can’t Wait To Smash Your Back Door In! – Valentine’s Day Card – Dark Skin
Stop Being A Pussy, Get Well Soon – Get Well Soon Card – Dark Skin
Merry Fucking Christmas – Christmas Card
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