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New Home Cards
New Home! Let’s hope it’s better than the last shit-hole – New Home Card, Funny Adult Greeting Card
Sorry I Can’t Cum – Wedding/Party Decline Card – Light Skin
Happy Valentine’s, I Can’t Wait To Smash Your Back Door In! – Valentine’s Day Card – Light Skin
Happy Birthday! I Hope It’s The Bollocks – Birthday Card – Dark Skin
Happy Birthday! I Hope It’s The Bollocks – Birthday Card – Light Skin
Merry Christmas, Not Long Until Santa Cums Down The Chimney – Christmas Card
Happy Birthday, You Cock – Birthday Card – Light Skin
Birthy McBirthdayface- Birthday Card
Sorry I Can’t Cum – Wedding/Party Decline Card – Dark Skin
Happy Baeday To You – Birthday Card
Merry Christmas Twat Head – Christmas Card
Hoe Hoe Hoe (This Isn’t For Christmas) – Christmas Card
Happy Birthday To My Favourite Gay – Birthday Card
Happy Fucking Birthday – Birthday Card
It’s Nearly Time For Santa To Empty His Sack.. – Christmas Card
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